Let's Talk About Boys...And the Word "Cool"

Boys are idiots but girls have a hard time accepting this fact.
We all want to live in a fantasy land where we get swept away by indie rockers with hearts of gold that don't want to be with anyone but us. Well, at least that's my fantasy land.
But in reality, or at least in my reality, boys are idiots.
I mean, they really are stupid. REALLY STUPID.

And for the occasional boy that reads this blog and is saying right now, "Sexist!", let me plead my case.
I know that not all guys are total idiots. In fact, I'm sure there are a lot of guys who actually have a brain and use it. But for the age group that I'm in, those guys are hard to come by.

And for the record, I'm tired of boys and the games they play. I don't understand why they can't just be straightforward and honest. And for the love of God, please stop using the word "Cool".
Word of advice for any guy reading this right now, delete that word from your vocabulary. I promise you, it'll pay off.
It's a terrible word. Boys think girls are confusing? Ha! Really? Because when I say, "Hey, we're catching a movie later. You should come with us!" and you say, "Cool." all I'm thinking is wth.
What does cool even mean in that context? Is it; "Cool, I'd love to come." or is it, "Cool, thanks for the invite, but I've got better things to do."
It's. Confusing.
So stop it.

Girls want guys who want to be around them. They don't want guys who give shady answers to everything.
Am I wrong in thinking this, girls?

So, from now on I'm not responding to texts with only the word, "cool". In fact I'm taking that pledge right now. Say no to cool!
We're worth more than one word answers, aren't we? :)

Peace, love, and popcorn,
 Sara